Beer on the Brain

by Carl Glassford

I was out and about running some errands early this morning. While at the gas station, I happened to see a banner hanging in front of a local bar. The sign said "15 Draft Beers on Tap."


Nothing really odd about that. Hey! T'Katz Pub off Webber and Beneva in Sarasota has 15 different kinds of beer on tap. After getting my gas, for some reason, I began to have random thoughts of stupidity, or maybe my sense of humor kicked back in?

The first thought that crossed my mind was of 15 levers, each of which, when pulled, dispenses its own brand of beer. Then my mind began to wander.

I must be watching too much Leno, if there is such a thing. I love Monday night "Headlines" on the Jay Leno Show, some of them really crack me up. Especially some of the Wedding Announcement names.

Below is what I had came up with, there were a few more but I didn't want to spend the rest of my evening modifying cartoon beer mugs.

Enjoy!

This was my first afterthought...


Then, I thought about half-full and half-empty beers. Of course, I couldn't exclude the engineers.

Then I thought about beers that got dumped...



Last but not least...


Got to have a sense of humor, folks.

P.S. I thought about dressing up a couple of military beers (being draft and all) but I did not want to be disrespectful to those who work so hard to keep us safe over here.